Great Mysteries of Life

When you buy some cheese from the deli counter that is wrapped in clingfilm and you eat half of it and the clingfilm that wrapped the whole piece is no longer large enough to wrap even half a piece.

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The USB is the wrong way around 100% of the time

Why don’t toilet seat manufacturers make toilet seats that stay up

I mean obviously some do, but they should all stay up, this is non negotiable . Nothing worse than a loo seat topple mid stream

My downstairs shitter has lost it’s softcloseability. Heartbreaking.

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Armitage Shanks says that’s enough

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softcloseability

The Idlewild b-side

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Sounds a bit like that Idlewild song!

Is this your way of saying you have a gaper of a b-hole?

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Seat can’t topple if you’re sitting on it [tapping head gif]

People finding Keith Lemon funny.

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Nope it means that it snaps shut like a double elastic sphincter.

Why people are so into football

That guy from Eels

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