Great news! I have placed fourteenth in the school raffle!


#1

Please speculate as to what I have won.


#2

SWEET FUCK ALL


#3

If that is the case I resent the text I received and my wife will resent visiting the school offices


#4

Bottle of shloer


#5

At this stage I would probably take it although it would be a £5 bottle.


#6

A half perished, pre sucked Murray Mint


#7

Keep Calm and Carry On mouse mat or something else that really leans into your wheelhouse.


#8

A Werther’s Copy


#9

child gets grade moved in subject of your choosing up one (1) band

ie C→B / B→A


#10

To whom did you resend the text?


#11

bottle of matey bubble bath


#12

bottle of tezza basic bubble bath


#13

I feel bitterness or indignation at your post.


#14

A Vauxhall Vectra


#15

a cuddly toy!


#16

Another child


#17

To be honest that is probably what we would take over anything else at this stage.


#18

a 5 second head start in next years dad race


#19

Cadburys Minature Heroes (250g)


#20

You get to be a chaperone on a school trip