A Marathon bar

You get to pretend to be a chaperone on a school trip for social media purposes.

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A tattoo of the school building to be given to you by the parent of the child in position #13 on the body part to be decided by the parent of the child in position #12

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A world map that still has Prussia on it

A Papa Johns promo code that’s been printed A2 and laminated.

Signed lifesize photo of Adam Woodyatt

Last Of The Summer Wine board game

A small pile of firewood

Guys, I just thought the aircon had broken but it works when the controller is docked! Scared the shit out of me

FRUit shoot 4 pack
I played some raffle shit at a care home on sat. Paid about £3 and won 1 fruit shoot and a can of Diet Coke.
All the staff would stood round it for the whole thing and am pretty sure it was fixed

Yeah we picked up a four pack of twirls for £2 at the fete lucky dip.

bit of a niche prize, that

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You got

FUCKED

m8

https://groceries.asda.com/product/multipack-chocolate/cadbury-twirl-chocolate-bar-4-pack/910000271079

I would be stunned if they had been purchased at rrp

what is the light purple twirl

4 x 2 bars, twice as many

They saw you coming a mile off, probably still joke about it in the staff room on the regular

Weird how twirls just haven’t completely replaced flake at this point

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‘We annoyed the really hot dad, hopefully he will come and complain to me and then be able to spend moments in his presence’

10% off at homebase when you spend more than £50*

*sale items not included