Great questions of our time (banal)


#1

Did Pinocchio have an anus? Because if he didn’t then he’d die within days of becoming a real not, but if he did it raises some disturbing questions about Geppetto’s motives.


#2

I’m gonna say yeah with the caveat that Geppetto gave him a tiny cock which is why he overcompensated with his nose.


#3

*real boy, obvs


#4

Think this is what eps is suggesting…


#5

Exceptional OP. Really, really good.


#6

I IDIOT DICKHEAD’d it, though.


#7

true story - I emailed someone called Angus the other day, but mis-typed his name so it read ‘Anus’.

Hi Anus,

Please can we get the following members of staff added to the mailgroup

lol.


#8

I am willing to overlook it because of how good it is.


#9

You have the power.


#10

Is there an ‘oh’ at 0.44 or not? Ie. ‘Oh, believe in yourself’… or just ‘believe in yourself’?

This has being doing my nut since seeing it on twitter a few days ago.


#11

Banal musings: I’ve eaten too much and have a bit of a stomach ache. Also, got an electrician coming round at 6.30pm, I don’t finish work until 5.30pm so I’m cutting it really fine for being back in time, but it’ll probably be okay.


#12

not


#13

With any luck you’ll need a poo by that time so you’ll get home in record time.


#14

That’s what I heard too, but then I started hearing the ‘oh’ suddenly, but I still maintain there’s no ‘oh’, and it’s actually an instrumental sound.


#15

If you’re going to imply that Pinocchio would have to have been carved with an anus in order to have an anus as a real boy, then do you also believe that he had to have been carved with a working cardiovascular system and a functional digestive system? Are you implying that Gepetto meticulously carved a nervous system for Pinocchio?

Honestly, the OP says more about YOU than it does about Gepetto.


#16

I hear an “Oh”.

Sorry.


#17

And OP, yes, I’ve always imagined when he ‘becomes a real boy’, that involves making anything puppet into the boy version. Eyes light up, anus is created, blood starts flowing. In that order.


#18

It’s magic, obviously. Where’s your imagination?


#19

meticulously carved a nervous system but deliberately left out the anus

a sort of more gentle version of the human centipede


#20

What is? His anus?