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If you’re including stuff on the heavier end of the spectrum, Guitarmy by Blood Brothers and Concubine by Converge are two that immediately come to mind. Great album openers too.
Woo Hoo - 5678s
United States of Whatever - Liam Lynch
Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues - Mclusky
this is my favourite whenever anyone asks this, just a fun little tale of finding a cool sample but not really being able to use it because the record is all fucked up
some other good ones
do covers count?
Under ONE minute.
Some top twee indie-pop from Nairn:
(song is under 2 minutes but the youtube one has a few seconds of silence)
(only versions of this on youtube are bizarre pitch-shifted ones)