My friend’s auntie Carol looked like Elton John
I think a lot of peoples’ auntie Carols probably look like Elton John.
Not true. My auntie Tracey does.
My actual auntie Carol looks nothing like Elton John, however I appreciate the sentiment
cba to work out where to post this, but it felt inappropriate to do so in the George Floyd protests thread, so I’m putting it here.
Jaydon Ranch dressing
Twitter thread about a very good boy indeed
Are you trying to soften us up in order to get Wiggy to return?
https://twitter.com/duttypotus/status/1267061450494799872
Related reply:
(CW: joy at the death of an evil person)
Thanks for the new band name
Another Andrew Cotter video:
Maybe not the right tone for the George Floyd Protests thread so putting in here. That Kenyan journalist who tweets about the USA in the style of western media reports on Africa has obviously hit a goldmine: