I can’t read poems, my brain just shuts down until I look away.
I’VE BEEN CALLED A SINNERRRR
It’s like he’s wearing roller skates
That felt like the longest 100 seconds of my life. JUST GET ON WITH IT.
I’m really glad I watched all of that
Big fan of that.
absolutely finished by this
I’m going to have to link to a quote tweet because the original has underscores in the url, which throws out the formatting:
It’s great he calls him a ‘Mary’ when there’s a ‘Mary’ in this video who serenely makes her way up the path because she remembered sensible footwear.
Normal person: “Haha, look at this bloke on the path, he can’t—”
Darryl: “THERE WAS A WAR ONCE”