Genuinely good.

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even funnier that this house was a total disaster

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You’d be surprised

Yeah I was trying to figure out why a higher pressure inside wouldn’t mean it was easier to open the doors, but apparently the doors are shaped to push outwards against the frame and there is a special way to open them involving them having to move inwards first, where a standard hinged door would just fly open

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Yeah this is the thing, it’s a particular design so that you can’t open them under pressurised flight which that window doesn’t employ.

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figured i’d check out why #craftywank was trending…

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Sent this to my mate and his comment was

Bus driver: would you like single ticket, day pass, or family?

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Very amused at the thought of a libel trial, being won by the defendant when a whole minibus full of Grimes’ schoolmates show up and they dutifully file into the courtroom and get asked, is there anyone in this room you have ever known under the alias, “craftywank” and they solemnly point at the prat.

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Initial thought was “what a plum for even responding to this and making it clear it was him” but then, thinking about it, the original tweet is using his full name to perpetuate school bullying so I’m not sure it’s on at all really.

Counterpoint : It’s Darren Grimes tho.

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Oh he’s that Brexit weapon? Oh well then have at him then.

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Never sure I know the difference between Nick Grimshaw, Darren Grimes, and Grimes.

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*dead excited to be picked up now

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