Kind of slaps
The rap in the middle kills me every tiem
[That’s Abi as in Philosophy Tube Abi]
Those words don’t fit the tune of Eleanor Rigby
Glad someone else said it.
I mean I like the idea, but get some more/less syllables.
This monkey looks so much like James Milner it’s unreal.
Inflatable tube man Flopping his limbs in the wind As he screams and he flails Incredible sales
There, fixed.
It’s better. Still needs to be, like, “Flatable Tube Man…”.
Reading both verses he’s done leaves me feeling like a failed sneeze. The first one was bad enough, the second has totally unsettled me
Maybe I should have posted it in “Terrible things posted on…” .
I only glanced it earlier and it fitted but the more I read it, the more it’s clunky… Sorry all!
Absolutely no harm done (a small amount of harm done).
Can’t understand his thought process. “Shall I re-read this before tweeting? No, I’m sure it scans, let the retweets commence”
(which, in fairness, they have)
For me at least, this is why social media can be a force for good.
