My dad seems to spend his time at work winding folk up on local news articles, etc on Facebook.
Just spotted a great one.
On an article from Australia about UK prison officers going over there to work, some Aussie woman kicking off in the comments: "Who the fuck wants them here. I'm sick of immigrants taking over. Why don't we employ our own?"
My old man has replied to her: "They would but you need a clean criminal history, so that rules you all out"