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I’d never have thought this was good based on just seeing the title. Number 9 made me chortle loudly

This came up on my FB the other day. Still totally nonplussed…
Greek ‘Stars In Their Eyes’:

Although just despaired at the comments where people are doing that “I thought maybe it was satire but I also thought it was plausible despite the fact that it’s blatantly satire and I am a fucking idiot”

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Omg I wonder what Suf is gonna wear on the Oscars red carpet!!!

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I’m glad DiS exists bc I want to share this on Facebook but no one would get the ref

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Fucking hell im so excited. I hope he outdoes Bjork’s swan dress.

So tempted to buy this but it would involve postage from the US.

There’s also a variant if you think Carrie and Lowell counts as Oregon

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I count age of adz as Wyoming

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The BQE is obviously Iowa

Hope he restarts it and does a full album of slipknot covers for Iowa actually

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I hope he calls it

Iowa Lot More States Still

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Fucks SAKE.

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Oh really? You’re going to give me shit for that when we’re talking about the man who did an album called ‘Come On Feel The Illinoise’?! :smiley:

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Anyone with Wikipedia can make up their own Sufjan states album.

What Not to Delaware

The Twelve Mile Circle that Contains All we Love
Wilmington! Chemical Capital of Romance
What George Washington Saw as he Crossed the River
Lenape, Nanticoke, Kuskarawock, Tockwogh
The Cape May-Lewes Ferry
For the First State, the Last State, the Only State
On the Delmarva Peninsula (Winter 1967)
Extreme Temperatures of Millsboro
King Solomon, He is Wise, He is Mighty
Drexel Marks the Spot
(Don’t be Alarmed!) It’s the Monster Mile
Oh Beau Biden

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Puns are on. These are from FB friends

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