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alright Michael Douglas in Falling Down

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What if Dusseldorf Woolworths asked you to drink a pint of soy sauce?

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Anything for Dusseldorf Woolworths!*

*This only applies to people named Dusseldorf Woolworths at birth. Anyone changing their name to DW by deed poll will be regarded as a false DW and be hunted down like the dog they are.

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Just drink the damn soy sauce

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I imagined you’d be much more polite than this.

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Oh.

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Another classic short-term ma0sm alt.

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He’s already read the guidelines! He’ll do well here

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The lack of an umlaut on, or an “e” after, the “u” is irking me somewhat.

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You’re irking me somewhat

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They should have shut you down like the rest of them, you cünt.

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Mate, you do know that’s Dusseldorf Woolworths you’re beeving with, don’t you?

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I can’t believe he’s said that to Dusseldorf Woolworths.

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It’s an absolute disgrace.

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saw this on the twitter

kicked out in august i believe, but well done that lad

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https://twitter.com/SheaSerrano/status/1061825069159075841

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i kind of feel bad any time i post a thing and not the post it came from as it feels like i’ve nicked it and not given credit to the source (even though they probably nicked it too)

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Yeah Gladwell does a whole good episode basically calling anyone who golfs a fucking bastard

And he’s right, of course. Dreadful sport for elites.

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That’s such a specific thing to relate to that face