Great Things Posted On Social Media

Really?!

I guess that explains the proximity to Frida Kahlo then.

https://twitter.com/duduuugs/status/1062032853800755207

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On reflection I agree with this 100%. Replace golf courses with parks, mini-golf and Laser Quest

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the sun should have a gentle roar to it like the ocean, that’s a lovely idea

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Rising to a scream when it’s 30 degrees or higher

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:grinning: also really liked this in the replies

https://twitter.com/7thToPSPeeD/status/1062280004153696256

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alright Michael Douglas in Falling Down

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What if Dusseldorf Woolworths asked you to drink a pint of soy sauce?

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Anything for Dusseldorf Woolworths!*

*This only applies to people named Dusseldorf Woolworths at birth. Anyone changing their name to DW by deed poll will be regarded as a false DW and be hunted down like the dog they are.

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Just drink the damn soy sauce

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I imagined you’d be much more polite than this.

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Oh.

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Another classic short-term ma0sm alt.

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He’s already read the guidelines! He’ll do well here

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The lack of an umlaut on, or an “e” after, the “u” is irking me somewhat.

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You’re irking me somewhat

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They should have shut you down like the rest of them, you cünt.

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Mate, you do know that’s Dusseldorf Woolworths you’re beeving with, don’t you?

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I can’t believe he’s said that to Dusseldorf Woolworths.

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