just saw this
so i looked at his dutch wiki page and the autotranslate function has me in stitches (sadly no mentions of honey)
He gives the band its characteristic sound by drumming exactly and varied. Selway is the oldest member of Radiohead and is often unfairly labeled as unfriendly. That is why the other Radiohead members also call him “Bald member”, a play on words: Band member. He went to the same school (Abingdon Boys School) as the other Radiohead members: frontman Thom Yorke , guitarists Ed O’Brien and Jonny Greenwood and bassist Colin Greenwood . He joined the band when their primitive drum computerit went away. He studied English and history at “Liverpool Polytechnic”. He has taught English for the great success of Radiohead. He also drummed at some other groups during their tour. Selway is married and has three sons, to whom Kid A , Amnesiac , and Hail to the Thief respectively are dedicated. Unlike many drummers of rock groups, Selway does influence the music that is written. For example, he chooses which recording of a song makes the album.