The grass beneath you turns to dust, Your skin resolves my sword to rust, In my God I can no longer trust, Jolene
Our bloody debt is never paid On the souls of man you’ve preyed No cadaver left unflayed, Jolene
quite like how we’ve all gone with a medieval fantasy vibe
the children screamed as you approached and you left their orphanage bloodsoaked the townfolk flee on horse drawn coach, jolene
Could do creepy sci-fi vibe instead:
You voyaged from the edge of time, The stars are bruised by your dark crime, Towards your savage heart I climb, Jolene
RDR2 remix:
You rolled like thunder into town With ringing spurs and furrowed brows You shot my friends and stole my cows, Jolene
you started good but then turned mean and turned your back on jedi dreams then used the force to choke a dweeb, jolene
Ignore the fact this comes from the least funny place on the internet.
No matter where I try and hide I can’t escape your eye, and I’d Just better neck the cyanide, Jolene
someone posted that on the music board?
The what board?
I want to know how that turns out in the end?
Edit: I don’t know why I put that question mark there.
The cat was fine about being taco’d, according to the original imgur. Unbelievable tude.
His wee little face!
Is that… original Buffy Kristy Swanson?
