Great Things Posted On Social Media

I used to live in a small market town that had a Chamber of Trade branch, but some shopkeepers got together and decided to form their own splinter group which they called the ‘Independent Retailers Association’, until someone pointed in a letter to the local paper what their new acronym was.

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I have a coupe of pals who went to the Inverness Royal Academy.

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TFW when the Wisconsin Tourism Federation changes its name to a non-acronym

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wtf

https://twitter.com/imitationliz/status/1108914649251151872?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/bakedtapes/status/1110622591054680065

cc @shucks

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It’s tempting to rejoin Twitter just to “WELL ACK-CHUALLY” this lot about how Chaotic Neutral literally exists to represent chaotic types who do both good things and bad things

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literally spit beer out of my mouth watching that! Fan fucking tastic.

https://twitter.com/gkoberger/status/1108046737208459264?s=19

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https://twitter.com/gkoberger/status/1108061856516587522?s=19

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This is because of you @andyvine

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this is in the wrong thread

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https://twitter.com/jon_snow_420/status/1110669211292979200

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Guilty dad joke lol though

Don’t get this at all sorry

Have you seen / read Watchmen?

Well over a decade ago maybe closer to two.

It’s a very old joke / story, but Rorshach tells a version of it in Watchmen:

“Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor…I am Pagliacci.”

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Ah right, yes. Clever

https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1110800240574115840

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