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oh shit my dog lies on her back all the time so i will be trying this asap

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Tie a string to her leg for extra realism

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One for @guntrip

https://mobile.twitter.com/JobelNoContext/status/1148322242251677696

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I got the point where, aside from the end of episode bad guys, I could do all 6 episodes of Wolfenstein 3D with only the knife.

don’t encourage him, you know what he’s like with dogs

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500+ unread books

104 friends

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That’s excellent

It’s so important to teach your kiddos that 99% of people on the internet have no idea what they’re talking about.

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Is this a joke? Not sure if I understand Twitter enough to get it

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This sounds exactly like an Edinburgh philosophy student.

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That is freaky.

I hear eerie 70s synths when I look at this

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Full time dickhead.

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This actually starts at the end of my road (no relation).

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image

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