Great Things Posted On Social Media

[SenorDingDong]

relationships.txt (redditships)

[guntrip]

Saint Grobian (Saint_Grobian)

[1101010]

This is incredible but then I realised she’s been with this guy since she was 17 and he was 22 which is just going into that territory too.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

Love 2 work in tech

Neeraj K. Agrawal (NeerajKA)

[1101010]

Came for the post, stayed for the thread of neckbeards claiming

“HUR HUR, WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO BREAK INTO THIS SORT OF OFFICE IN TWO MINUTES?!”

and

“I COULD OBVIOUSLY BREAK IN HERE SO THIS MUST BE AN ADVERT FOR WEWORK!!!1111”

[japes]

do you not just kick in the glass though

[hexagram]

Get the bone from the skeleton in the next cell
Use window to get the dog’s attention
Use bone on dog so he moves the umbrella
Enter the cell
Get laptop containing disruptive, game-changing technology
Work from home

[1101010]

He has a reply pointing out there’s nothing left in the office due to it being temporary etc so it’s pointless to break the glass when they can just cancel the contract and move elsewhere.

[japes]

no wonder they sacked him. sounds like a needy bellend.

[marckee]

I think someone posted the reddit thread here the other day where he asks what he should do. His employers sounded like dicks, to be fair.

[1101010]

Why not both GIF

[marckee]

Stop calling me GIF

[1101010]

@xylo

[hip_young_gunslinger]

[sadpunk]

[shucks]

Fucking hell, crying at this one

[Roughyed]

I’m stealing this, outstanding.

[fappable]

i know its old but been reminded of it and lold

[sarahispi]

[grievoustim]

And give up a perfectly good umbrella?