Great Things Posted on Social Media


#742

Facebook generated one of those automatic month summary videos, entitled “What A March!” and presenting the coupla photos I put on there as AWESOME CHERISHED MEMORIES.

Thing is they’re all just photos I took during the snow, so it has a cartoon person wistfully thinking and in the thought balloon is an image of a snowed-on pylon instead of social activities or whatever it is normal people do


#743

not sure if great or terrible but it’s definitely peak london:


#744


#745

“Avocadoes”

Might as well bung a greengrocer’s apostrophe, too.


#746

It’s Avaca- does not Avaca- donts


#747

I mean whatever


#748


#749

This whole event seems to be quite remarkable:


#750

#751

not sure i trust anyone else to pick out my avocadoes


#752

Cinnamon bun just made me think of Cinnamon Girl


#753

Sylvester Stallone enters to fireworks and confetti, then opens with an anecdote about being mutilated by a hospital intern at birth.


#754

I am in the shit situation of moving from a country that doesn’t understand what a ripe avocado is and seems to think ‘al dente’ can apply to them, to a country where any avocado you buy better be eaten that afternoon or else you’ll be lucky if you can rescue it into a guacamole. Frustrating it is.


#755

But who won the disc race??


#756

House Bill 4260, called the “Man’s Right to Know Act,” would punish male masturbation with a $100 fine, and require men who want Viagra to be subject to a rectal exam.

By focusing on male masturbation, the proposed legislation is an obvious attempt to satirize and draw attention to the unreasonable and dangerous policy proposals concerning women’s reproductive freedom coming from the Republican Party.


#757

HYYYDROMATIC!


#758

So when are you moving back?


#759

#760

This thread is wild


#761

:metal::smiley::metal: