Great Things Posted On Social Media

She somehow managed to call me at the exact moment we were driving past Stone Henge the other week. You would not believe how AMAZING the cosmos was being to her when that happened!

I’ve only been to Totnes for a gig and to eat pasties, I didn’t notice a huge amount of moon witchery when I was there, so I’ll have to take your word for it.

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Proper snort laughed at that one.

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https://twitter.com/that1mum/status/986040560065622016?s=21

https://twitter.com/that1mum/status/986040975633068032?s=21

https://twitter.com/that1mum/status/986236961319989248?s=21

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Poor occupation choice.

Shame she had to post the last message, good jokes always lose their impact when the creator had to make it obvious that it was a joke…

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Yeah but I found the last one quite funny as well. Prob wouldn’t if it was happening to me, like, but it didn’t so

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Subtlety and nuance is pretty much impossible on the internet.

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I think it’s important to remember how much shit you get from Twitter misanthropes and the like. It must be tough to just sit there waiting and hoping they’ll work it out.

Yeah I meant that it was a failing of our internet culture that people feel the need to do that, not saying she’s doing anything “wrong”.

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is this his novel?

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Yes! The Tao of Ye

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/986625627364077568

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I really love/hate this sort of shit from famous people

https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/986621201920356352

Fuck you man, the rest of us have jobs and lives we have to worry about paying for.

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I’m firmly in the loathe category.

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Initially read this in the voice of Adam Buxton, in the style of his ‘because you’re amazing’ Squarespace adverts.

On reflection it’s more Trump-like.

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not really. trump would say I have the best ideas

Might try this at home. Sorry, I’m not cleaning the bathroom anymore as Kanye says not to do anything you don’t absolutely love doing.

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all of this recent tweets are firmly in the ‘terrible things’ category

I thought so too until I saw the “gym of controversy” one, which is on the borderline…