A few years back we bumped into a woman my wife knew from the baby circuit and her fella had some marrows with him. He was saying that these could be champion courgettes, the biggest he had ever seen. I said they were marrows which are just oversized courgettes. He got hugely aggro, wouldn’t believe it, luckily our kids were there. I would have been disappointed to have been assaulted over marrows.
I never saw him again but hope he looked it up.