Great Things Posted on Social Media


#1122

He was my brother :sleepy:


#1123

Every time I dip into the museum to get a coffee or lunch I see huge groups of school kids & exasperated adults, only now I’m finding it really difficult not to openly laugh at them


#1124

This definitely didn’t happen.


#1125

It’s really not remotely funny either, I don’t get why people are sharing it and “OMG I’m dying” about it.


#1126

also, the tweets don’t seem to exist anymore.


#1127

Huh, if anything, that supports it being not 100% made up, because if I was the head of the school involved I’d fucking kick off at the prick.


#1128

MIght live-tweet my day.

Meeting in a room that’s oddly cold and all the people are talking at the same time.

Colin’s had to leave. I wish I was Colin.

How is it only 11.15? Someone just asked if I was taking the minutes.

I should be taking minutes. oops.


#1129

OMG DYING :joy::joy::joy:


#1130

locked his account hasnt he


#1131

@sadpunk I CAN’T EVEN!!! :laughing: :sweat_smile:

Did find it quite amusing as it updated, but did wonder how someone could a) constantly update, and b) have that much battery compared to my fucking POS phone. Still, had a giggle. Tickled me more than yet another meme.


#1132

In fact, I managed to find it online. Quite similar in places.


#1133

incredibly similar (and actually funny)


#1134

“Approaches motorway” is very similar indeed…


#1135

Oh man!


#1136

nothing as funny as ‘7.30 - Coach left school drive’


#1137

Dean ‘Hank Schrader’ Norris in a classic search bar moment here:


#1138

Pretty sure Twitter keeps the new tweet and search bars close together just to generate classic #content like this

Disappointed Norris didn’t follow up with some ‘actually they’re sex minerals, Marie’ or summat


#1139

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-44221618


#1140

I think replacing Detective Brusma with you and @hip_young_gunslinger has really improved this new season TBH.


#1141

“lol”