Great Things Posted on Social Media


#1142

find it a bit odd when people do something on twitter with the sole intention of going viral and then denounce all the effects of going viral when it does :woman_shrugging:


#1143

ill level with you leafy, i hate people


#1144

find it a bit odd that someone wrote a bbc news article about a largely fictionalised story on twitter


#1145

That’s because the BBC news website has been in freefall for a couple of years now.


#1146

It’s basically run with the Radio 1 demographic in mind now. Pretty infuriating as it used to be a great news source.


#1147

Yeah, he clearly wrote that unfunny shit in a way to make people think it was real.

Wanted attention; got attention; complains about attention for more attention.


#1148

You’re right, the guy is a fucking weapon.


#1149

Users were hooked to one-time Apprentice hopeful Simon Smith’s tweets

it all makes so much sense now


#1150

He was the worst twat on that, because he established the precedent that every loser getting fired had to turn to Sugar and his minions and weep “Thank you ever so much for this opportunity, you’ve changed my life”. I always cheer now when someone just blows out of there giving a finger to everyone in room, like the good old days.


#1151

ah, “the shit myself on purpose” clause


#1152

FFS. Simon Twat.


#1153

This is almost obscenely adorable.


#1154

actually laughed out loud at this


#1155

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#1157

Blur for spoilers!


#1158

From a contemporary Telegraph story from him being booted:

“I gave everything I had,” he said.

"I gave 100 per cent in every task. I made a lot of people smile in that shopping centre yesterday and it was a really good feeling.

“At the end of the day I failed, I’ll go home now, pick myself up and I’ll be putting up satellite dishes up again next week.”

Earlier, he had confidently told viewers of the BBC1 series that he had an IQ of 170. “So I consider myself quite clever,” he said.

“But most people don’t like a smart arse so I’m going to have to bite my tongue on the early stages of the competition so as not to overrule them with my intelligence.”


#1159

this gave me a good chuckle just now


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