Greenwich Moon Time

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The (stopped) moon is right (twice a day)

It’s always the FUCKING Moon.

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I don’t give a hoot about the moon tbh, I just wanted to make that pun.

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The US wants CLT to be ready by 2026 in time for its manned mission to the Moon.

I’m gonna have to push back and say it won’t be ready by then. We’re absolutely swamped here.

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Don’t expect any assistance from me, America!

manned mission!? most men can’t even find the CLT here on Earth!

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CLT? I’d prefer a BLT!

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Imagine one of those lines of clocks you get in a corporate office and one of them just sez MOON

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cheese industry lobbyists

Hmm - I wonder how moon time would work. Would it go faster than earth time on part of the orbit then slower on the other half, so that time would be relative to earth time? Or would moon time have constant units, and there would be a complicated formula to convert it back to earth time, even more complex than however it is you translate between Celsius and Fahrenheit?

might make this a regular bit at work. whenever anyone tries to set a time for a meeting, ask whether they mean GMT or Lunar Time

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I’m glad the White House has its priorities straightened out.

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Just use a stopwatch?

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NASA Spent Millions to Develop a Timezone for The Moon, whereas the Soviet Cosmonauts Used a Stopwatch

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If you believed they put a time on the moon
(time on the mooooooooonnn)

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My moon has its own time zone already.

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image

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holy shit dude