Greetings Cards At Work

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#1

One of my workmates broke his arm on the weekend.

Card being handed around for everyone to sign.

Signed it “Get well soon - ma0sm” natch, then also signed it “Happy birthday! - ma0sm’s workmate’s name” as this amuses me.


#2

I think people thought I was a prick when I signed my good friend’s leaving card with “Happy birthday!”, but the important thing is that it made me laugh.


#3


#4

Best wishes x


#5

Always used to put kisses under my colleagues messages when I was a proper shabazore.


#6

honestly why bother with them? Totally pointless
“oh, thanks everyone, this card means a lot to me. Can’t wait to put it in the bin as soon as I remember when I get home”


#7

One year I got a birthday card with loads of cars on it. I didn’t own a car or even have a driving license at the time, but nobody knew that so it wasn’t even shabs.

Made me feel really, really appreciated.


#8

I once got a card with an elephant on it

didn’t even own an elephant.


#9


#10

If you wouldn’t have got one you would have gone full Yaya.


#11

Haven’t thought of this one, will be doing so in future, thanks


#12

xxx


#13

don’t even tell people when it’s my birthday, or when I’m having a baby. Not on the ‘birthday list’ following office move as well, so am completely off the grid! Yessssssss


#14

Line managers get automated emails for birthdays here meaning that people can get their hour (yes hour) off on their birthdays.


#15

hour! fucking hell. Like the card, don’t bother mate!


#16

That’s what I thought at first and then after a few years indoctrination I’m ‘fucking YES!!! I’m off an hour early!!!’.


#17

My previous manager would refuse to sign cards. Leaving cards, birthday cards, pretty sure ALL cards. Said it was a waste of time and wasn’t going to. What a guy. Miss him every day


#18

Is this you ma0sm?


#19

Yeah! I’m crazy, zany AND wacky!


#20

Bought these for my manager cause I anticipated that we might be giving it to her after her birthday