Greggs new pasties


#1

Healthy AND hip. What do you reckon?


#2

Don’t look very hip to me

They should come in a ‘Goo;’ bag instead of a standard Greggs one - hot topic, hot take


#3

"but we recognise that our customers are increasingly looking for lower calorie and lower fat options.”

no, we’re fucking not.


#4

They don’t but sourdough is, isn’t it?


#5

Sourdough is about as hip as Jeremy Kyle mate


#6

I don’t go to greggs for health or hip


#7

That’s what Orthopaedic surgeons are for innit


#8

Struggling to think of a less appealing menu item than “Greggs chicken katsu sourdough pasty”.


#9

Chicken katsu pasty has piqued my interest!

I’ll get back to you on whether the change in pastry makes it a flop or not.
Basically, yeah I’d love to eat healthier versions of the bad stuff but usually it means compromising on taste.


#10

Can you do a review thread please, make us some light reading for Monday lunch time, I’ll pay you with 1 chaos emerals and a bag of smarties