Greggs new pasties

Healthy AND hip. What do you reckon?

Don’t look very hip to me

They should come in a ā€˜Goo;’ bag instead of a standard Greggs one - hot topic, hot take

"but we recognise that our customers are increasingly looking for lower calorie and lower fat options.ā€

no, we’re fucking not.

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They don’t but sourdough is, isn’t it?

Sourdough is about as hip as Jeremy Kyle mate

I don’t go to greggs for health or hip

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That’s what Orthopaedic surgeons are for innit

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Struggling to think of a less appealing menu item than ā€œGreggs chicken katsu sourdough pastyā€.

Chicken katsu pasty has piqued my interest!

I’ll get back to you on whether the change in pastry makes it a flop or not.
Basically, yeah I’d love to eat healthier versions of the bad stuff but usually it means compromising on taste.

Can you do a review thread please, make us some light reading for Monday lunch time, I’ll pay you with 1 chaos emerals and a bag of smarties