obviously jook needn’t retell swimming in shit, he can just copy paste it.
my old flatmate and i both used to drink cans of pepsi max. he had the incredibly upsetting quirk of chucking/tidying little bits of crumbs etc into the top of his can if he was finished with it, even if half full
inevitably, one day a year in i picked up what i thought was my can. took a swig. went oh no oh no oh no. spat. fucking big toenail m8s. still makes me want to hurl now. fucking deviant shitehead bastard.
I predict that this thread could get very TMI very quickly
Sure it’s happened to plenty of people but accidentally taking a big swig from the ash can the morning after a house party is properly nasty
what immediately springs to mind is going to use a bag to pick up my dog’s shit and half way through the scooping realising that i’ve ripped the bag and my hand gets smeared with warm dogshit
I fell into a big pile of donkey poo at a sanctuary on the Isle of Wight when I was a little kid and, apparently, caused the first big argument between my mum and my step-dad - he didn’t want to wade in to get me out in his new suede shoes
Mum had to buy me a whole new outfit.
Accidentally launched a used condom down a bus and over several people. Still have anxiety dreams about it.
Mate we’re going to need a lot more detail here.
Swigged a lucozade sport that had a spider in it during a football game once.
Don’t even mind spiders but that was very unpleasant.
I may be guilty of doing this. But only when it’s properly finished and going in the bin after.
As if you’ve dropped this bombshell and then left
Tilty’s first ban incoming!
I’ve only recently started knotting. No idea what I was playing at before
Accidentally touched a slug once. That was really gross
Chugged heftily on a carton of milk that had become pretty much cottage cheese. Deeply unpleasant.
Not me, but a friend was smoking a cigar at a party once and we were very shitfaced and he set it down on the step to run inside and grab a drink, came back out, picked up his cigar and just as he reached his lips realised he’d picked up a slug instead.
Ah yes. Also the grossest thing that has happened to me.
Was my first year of uni and there was this mini canteen in the music building. Took a pint of milk out of the open fridge and took a massive swig of… Curdled sour milk boke
Urghhh okay when I was a kid I once licked a bit of marmite off my finger
it wasn’t marmite