I’m not actually going to read this tbf but this man literally bottles nothing inside based on his columns, nothing is kept inside, it is all there on the page, every thought he has ever had
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clicking on the guardian’s “I’ll do it later” button is a really good summary of my life
posted in the filth thread too but pertinent
the correctee has become the… correctinator
For my penance I’ll read 100 of his articles. Again.
Because decent. Because cooperative. Because positive. Because properly British.
wow
It’s actually a pretty funny little story. Not worth whatever 5 figure sum he got paid for it but not as dismal as the headline suggests.
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Maybe the inane twaddle is the only way he can keep the Lynchian nightmare of his raging id under wraps. The Guardian pays him because they understand the consequences for society itself if he is cut loose are too grave to countenance.
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Needed a stinger about what happened to the condoms - ‘as it turned out, I was back for more the next day’ or ‘by the end of uni I was down to 45’
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not sure why cos i don’t have it bookmarked but every time i type ‘gu’ into my address bar to go to the guardian this is the first page that comes up
happy to keep it that way
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Pisstake surely
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This is old but I only just saw it.
Guardian journalist discovers that even he, a Guardian Journalist, can enjoy Marvel films. Quite the revelation.
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They’ll have published about 27 more variations on their stock “are superhero movies heading for a fall?” piece since then, I’m sure.
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Infinity War: the greatest crossover event in history? This writer thinks not | Alan Rusbridger Junior (no relation)
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Whatever they pay this man, it’s not enough:
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