Or you get some of the widely available biodegradable poo bags?

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I’d probably read and enjoy this if it was Chiles and not Freeman.

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Yep, it’d be shorter for a start.

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I already have this:

It is a better read than what they currently sell. The 1st story starts “A Black Newfoundland Bitch”

it’s about a missing dog on Shudehill

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i actually might buy this (and discard the 2021 paper)

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Tbf it is a really good artifact most of the front page is adverts and announcements.

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i bought it and have not read either yet

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I’d forgotten about Chris Martin

Sake lads

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10% is extremely disappointing for Liam Byrne.

Also, interesting fact: Liam Byrne is an anagram of “Lyme Brain”

“’ I’m trying in my life right now to not attach too much to being a pop star. I’m trying not to get my self-worth from external validation.”

His disclosure came as the band unveiled their new single, the 80s-inspired pop song Higher Power, which premiered last night onboard the International Space Station with the French astronaut Thomas Pesquet beaming the record back to Earth by satellite.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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His ex is getting similar exposure in the Grauniad

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this actually makes me seething

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please can someone photoshop Gwyneth onto Saturn Devouring His Son?

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