Guardian

Sake lads

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10% is extremely disappointing for Liam Byrne.

Also, interesting fact: Liam Byrne is an anagram of “Lyme Brain”

“’ I’m trying in my life right now to not attach too much to being a pop star. I’m trying not to get my self-worth from external validation.”

His disclosure came as the band unveiled their new single, the 80s-inspired pop song Higher Power, which premiered last night onboard the International Space Station with the French astronaut Thomas Pesquet beaming the record back to Earth by satellite.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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His ex is getting similar exposure in the Grauniad

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this actually makes me seething

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please can someone photoshop Gwyneth onto Saturn Devouring His Son?

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they’ve really done it this time

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EDIT: Jinx!

Counterpoint:

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About time Shrek got taken down a peg or two.

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Didn’t even nail ‘Shrek is Dreck’

Quite funny to imagine a Guardian writer pitching an anti-Shrek takedown to their editor

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i watcjed austin powers 2 last night and mike myers says donkey in a scottish accent.

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in 1999

Who’s this chancer horning in on Adrian’s racket

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You can hear the 90s canned laughter rolling off that second line.

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