Guardian

She needs to get in the queue!

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:roll_eyes::thinking:

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this is art.

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Especially these guys

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He should just write to Martin Lewis. Genuinely thought this was from that headline generator.

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The first theee sentences of chiles this week are like something from a beat novel, extraordinary

Didn’t read any further.

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I think our Adrian will have went through a productive couple of days at some point, and written about 50 dog-ownership articles. Now they’ll just be released at 6-week intervals over the coming years.

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Masterful.

Amazing. Tearing up at the sheer holistic achievement.

They’ve only gone and turned it around!

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Reckon Chappie is too niche to yield the kind of click harvest they got for trashing Shrek but it’s clear they’ve realised they’re onto something here.

When I saw Chappie I was the only person in the cinema, which was really nice. The film was bad, but I enjoyed going to see it.

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They’re been running the Hear Me Out column for ages, just seems like people are less interested in hearing something unpopular is good than the opposite.

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Hear me Out: Shadow is the real Sonic the Hedgehog
Hear me Out: Kings of Limbs actually is a pop classic
Hear me Out: Why January is the best month
Hear me Out: Oreos should get rid of the white middle part
Hear me Out: Why You Should Start with Season Five of the Wire

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Dickens was serialised too

For some reason I read all of this in the voice of a well-known Norwich-based comic character.

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Our man Chiles is trending on Twitter, and not for good reasons…