Guerilla Cooking

On TV I saw someone fry an egg on a hot pavement once. And someone cooked stuff wrapped in foil tucked insider the bonnet of their car.

I’ve used a camping stove at End of the Road.

What have you cooked (well, or badly) outside the house?

Absolutely nothing tbh

Alright Bear Grylls.

cooked outside the house? yes a gazillion times. Cooked on a pavement/car bonnet? not sure I have anything to offer there.

a memory that sticks out is wild camping (come at me) with some friends and we had loads of supplies and cooking equipment to cook on an open campfire and had this wicked meal planned. then we realised we had no lighter or matches. got the fire going by making sparks on a stone with a flint and eventually lighting some toilet roll on fire and getting the fire going. possibly the most glorious camping moment of my life.

#dicksoutforharambe

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my dad swears he fried an egg on the pavement in kefalonia once. might be having me on, though.

I dropped an egg on the pavement in Barking.

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Idiot, I said outside the house!

Cooked some sausage with a big magnifying glass when I was a kid. Good times

Well that’s the copycat joke thread fucked already.

guys do we reckon baby smee’s gonna appreciate this story when he’s older or not?

unfortunately by the time baby smee has come of age this cooking method will be the norm following catastrophic climate change and the collapse of civilization. caused by you and your fork.

Not really the time or place but nevermind, congratulations on the forthcoming baby smee.

thank you very much but I’m a bit miffed Mrs S told you she was pregnant again before she told me

Turn that s̶h̶i̶t̶ fan assisted oven up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og-t_74sQ78

there’s no way you actually made fire