The rules are simple: guess how many replies this thread will get before it auto-closes. It’s due to close one day after the last reply. Place your guesses in the thread below. ONE GUESS PER PERSON
I will put up a cash prize of £7 for the winner, which is enough to pay for a haggis toastie or a burrito. (However you’re free to spend your prize money as you wish).
Good luck and happy guessing!