Doesn’t work. Nvm
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You’d have to pay me to give home and quarters to that slovenly oaf.
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Could literally buy a real coo for that
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For sale in Stoke? Just imagining them roaming around someone’s garden in Burslem, munching on the neighbours’ tree
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Keep an eye out for Hefty Hugh and Lanky Len
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I can’t see highland cows without thinking of a dream i once had where a huge herd of them were walking across some moorland moo-ing the Imperial March from Star Wars.
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