Doesn’t work. Nvm
You’d have to pay me to give home and quarters to that slovenly oaf.
Could literally buy a real coo for that
For sale in Stoke? Just imagining them roaming around someone’s garden in Burslem, munching on the neighbours’ tree
Keep an eye out for Hefty Hugh and Lanky Len
I can’t see highland cows without thinking of a dream i once had where a huge herd of them were walking across some moorland moo-ing the Imperial March from Star Wars.