I don’t think I’ve ever worn corduroy in my life marckee.

polka dots?

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I’ve worn polka dots yes.

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are you rubbing a cat after it’s just had a most exhilarating session on a rocking horse?

I don’t want to give away the answer but I definitely think you should move away from the cat/rocking horse area.

Really? I had you pegged as the type to do so.

This is hurtful coming from an architect.

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“What is Alan firing his friend’s air rifle into?”

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OOOH! are you rubbing a dog on a rocking chair?

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Was hoping it would be Staying Out For The Summer tbh

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Or a compliment

Is captainricebox pieces_of_reece!?

I knew there was a reason I liked the cut of their jib

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Twisting a plastic thing that’s in another plastic thing that’s a little bit stiff

He fessed up in another thread, it’s some huge pus-filled growth under his eye or something. Proper gross.

I regret opening this thread

that’s the sound of a pen being bitten

nope, he’s rubbing a massive sack of festering boils under his eye.

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In one of the scariest moments that technology has ever presented, I was automatically signed up to new DiS using this name and it seemed like an amount of effort to change it.

Next series of Black Mirror you reckon?