Guess the Waitrose product from the review!

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T08:25:31.904Z

Hmmm. Alan is 65 or over, 5 stars… fresh… I think some sort of seafood
I think a crab

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:25:50.998Z

Close, but no cigar!

(It’s not cigars either)

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T08:36:06.552Z

Is it seafood? Hmmmm… some sort of salmon?

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:37:18.367Z

Getting colder!

Im_On_Safari · 2020-10-09T08:39:00.590Z

ok everyone. This was Waitrose version of Colin the Caterpillar cake and it was so dry! so, so dry

still_he_persisted · 2020-10-09T08:48:01.964Z

Is it a bottle of champers?

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:54:10.051Z

A good guess, but it’s not right!

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T08:54:46.203Z

BREAD. It’s a fancy bread.
Olive ciabatta?!?!

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:55:17.351Z

Aw, a swing and a miss

zxcvbnm2 · 2020-10-09T08:55:45.885Z

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T08:55:46.755Z

Rats, had a good feeling about that one.

Can we have a clue?

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:56:35.944Z

Yes: it’s not edible

zxcvbnm2 · 2020-10-09T08:56:53.676Z

Flowers?

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T08:57:03.947Z

STRIKE ONE!

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T08:57:20.709Z

wtf!! Alan used the word delicious!

still_he_persisted · 2020-10-09T08:59:52.898Z

Purple sprouting broccoli

anon67149139 · 2020-10-09T09:00:07.632Z

I’ll put you all both out of your misery…

Alan was reviewing…

“Delicious: This product was beautifully fresh and excellent quality.”

THE TIMES NEWSPAPER Link

kermitwormit · 2020-10-09T09:00:24.492Z

WHAT

zxcvbnm2 · 2020-10-09T09:03:47.363Z

WHAT

zxcvbnm2 · 2020-10-09T09:04:11.385Z

Alan you fucking maniac.