DING DING DING.

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If it’s him call him a Tory twat

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Wobbie Rilliams

Tell him i said to pay his fucking taxes, he’ll know what it means.

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ftfy

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did you know the dad of one of my school friends was called nick cotton, and he’d regularly get sent hate mail to his email address.

Tell him you like the one about clementines

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Congratulations @anon19035908 you win the guessing game and my everlasting love and respect.

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Was his email address ihatedotcottonbutloveheroin@aol.com

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Cat Bin Lady?

Barlow eh? I’m disappointed with that.

Is it Troy Deeney?

I saw him this morning on platform 7 of Watford Junction. He’d just got off a train and was taking a photo of Ben Foster and another player I couldn’t recognise (probably a regen).

Song him Pray… by +MC Hammer

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Osama Bin Lady

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What a reply.

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This is quite the sentence.

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Song that fucker

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Just stand in front of him grimacing and chant SONG! SONG! SONG!

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+MC Hammer
÷Vanilla Ice
XSnow

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=apache indian

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