#74

did you know the dad of one of my school friends was called nick cotton, and he’d regularly get sent hate mail to his email address.

#75

Tell him you like the one about clementines

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#76

Congratulations @anon19035908 you win the guessing game and my everlasting love and respect.

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#77

Was his email address ihatedotcottonbutloveheroin@aol.com

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#78

Cat Bin Lady?

Barlow eh? I’m disappointed with that.

#79

Is it Troy Deeney?

I saw him this morning on platform 7 of Watford Junction. He’d just got off a train and was taking a photo of Ben Foster and another player I couldn’t recognise (probably a regen).

#80

Song him Pray… by +MC Hammer

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Song him Pray… by +MC Hammer
#81

Osama Bin Lady

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#82

What a reply.

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#83

This is quite the sentence.

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#84

Song that fucker

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#85

Just stand in front of him grimacing and chant SONG! SONG! SONG!

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#86

+MC Hammer
÷Vanilla Ice
XSnow

#87

H

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#88

=apache indian

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#89

this is like a hot air balloon drifting over a rugby pitch. beautiful.

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#90

He’s gone now. He was wearing an aviator jacket.

#91

A flying visit, eh?

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#92

did you shout ‘fuck off barlow you’re boring’?

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#93

did you pretend you thought he was in sebadoh

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