Tell him you like the one about clementines
Congratulations @anon19035908 you win the guessing game and my everlasting love and respect.
Was his email address firstname.lastname@example.org
Cat Bin Lady?
Barlow eh? I’m disappointed with that.
Is it Troy Deeney?
I saw him this morning on platform 7 of Watford Junction. He’d just got off a train and was taking a photo of Ben Foster and another player I couldn’t recognise (probably a regen).
Song him Pray… by +MC Hammer
Osama Bin Lady
What a reply.
This is quite the sentence.
Song that fucker
Just stand in front of him grimacing and chant SONG! SONG! SONG!
this is like a hot air balloon drifting over a rugby pitch. beautiful.
He’s gone now. He was wearing an aviator jacket.
A flying visit, eh?
did you shout ‘fuck off barlow you’re boring’?
did you pretend you thought he was in sebadoh
Did you call him Barry Garlic?