Congratulations @anon19035908 you win the guessing game and my everlasting love and respect.
Was his email address ihatedotcottonbutloveheroin@aol.com
Cat Bin Lady?
Barlow eh? I’m disappointed with that.
Is it Troy Deeney?
I saw him this morning on platform 7 of Watford Junction. He’d just got off a train and was taking a photo of Ben Foster and another player I couldn’t recognise (probably a regen).
Song him Pray… by +MC Hammer
Osama Bin Lady
What a reply.
This is quite the sentence.
Song that fucker
Just stand in front of him grimacing and chant SONG! SONG! SONG!
+MC Hammer ÷Vanilla Ice XSnow
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=apache indian
this is like a hot air balloon drifting over a rugby pitch. beautiful.
He’s gone now. He was wearing an aviator jacket.
A flying visit, eh?
did you shout ‘fuck off barlow you’re boring’?
did you pretend you thought he was in sebadoh
Did you call him Barry Garlic?
Should have sprayed Cock Piss Barlow on the side of his car while he was inside.