The other day, my mother-in-law was at ours and she said ‘I’m going to supervise you making me a cup of tea because the last one was too weak’. I said that I didn’t make the last one. She insisted anyway. Should have chucked it in her fucking face.
Then my sister-in-law made me heat up her custard because she doesn’t ‘do cold custard’. Then Pamela asked for ice cream because she doesn’t like custard.