I mean you almost drowned in something liquid and brown of dubious origin so you’ve come pretty close, yeah?

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:laughing: Theo!

Not sure which experience is healthier.

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Is there anything they can’t do?

Apart from serve healthy food, obviously.

Make a cup of tea, if my single experience c. 1999 is anything to go by.

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Da fuck u doing ordering tea at a kfc

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I honestly don’t really recall. I think it was cold and my mates were popping in to get food so I just thought I’d have a tea to keep warm.

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Theo summed up in one message

I’d have ordered fries but (at least in those days) they couldn’t even do fries right - limp and floppy not stiff and crunchy like Maccy D’s.

Tell you some fries I can’t stand. Burger King.

I don’t really rate them but BK (or Hungry Jack’s as they are known here in Aus) seem to have a monopoly on SE Asian airports so have had to eat far too many during layovers.

Hungry Jack’s?!?!?!

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Burger King was already trademarked in at least one state by the time they arrived in Australia. Exactly why they decided ‘Hungry Jack’s’ should be the go-to name I don’t know but it’s there and it’s stuck.

Kinda incredible that they have the monopoly on the BK trademark and couldn’t push it through in aus. Imagine somewhere having a coca-cola so britvic had to call it kooky kate’s coke

Yeah, not sure but it’s citation city here:

Does say it was someone trying to open a franchise so I guess maybe without the sure knowledge they’d actually make a tonne from it BK were just unwilling to go to court to try to sort it out?

EDIT: looks like there were some Burger Kings around but they decided HJ was the more popular name

https://www.smh.com.au/business/burger-king-slips-into-hungry-jacks-uniform-20030602-gdguzj.html

Dont think Ive ever finished a KFC. Well sickly

Fuck KFC

Sounds nightmarish.

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Bloody hell.
All this soggy chip and gravy talk has made me really hungry.

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I’d have called them chuzwozzers

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haven’t been back