Had a dream last night I made a joke on here

#1

And was going to post it for real but the joke is awful so I won’t

#2

Thank you for sharing

#3

Can you PM me the joke?

#4

Never stopped me!

#5

I don’t get it

#6

No but I will say it is Orlando Bloom based

#7

I had a dream last night in which I had a ticket for an away match vs Barcelona and was running late to leave for the airport and I kept just doing really daft unnecessary tasks instead of leaving even though I was doing them panickedly. It’s the closest thing I’ve had to a nightmare for a very long time.

#8

Did it have something to do with the song “In Bloom” by Nirvana, and the implication that Kurt was legless (Legolas) when he wrote it?

#9

It was not but it couldve been!

#10

Something to do with a female fan grabbing on to him and someone shouting “Let go, lass!”?

#11

It was absolutely not

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#13

maybe he trod on a popular plastic building brick toy and the female fan was asking what the matter was?

#14

classic @dark_angell248-I

#15

Breathing is kewl tbf

#16

What did Captain Jack Sparrow say to Legolas when he wanted to go to Belgium?

Aye we could or land o’ bloom*?

*Netherlands

#17

It was not Lord of the Rings based (and never will be!)

#18

Ahm oot.

#19

wtfbalonz

#20

Did you make it in the end?