And was going to post it for real but the joke is awful so I won’t
Had a dream last night I made a joke on here
I had a dream last night in which I had a ticket for an away match vs Barcelona and was running late to leave for the airport and I kept just doing really daft unnecessary tasks instead of leaving even though I was doing them panickedly. It’s the closest thing I’ve had to a nightmare for a very long time.
Did it have something to do with the song “In Bloom” by Nirvana, and the implication that Kurt was legless (Legolas) when he wrote it?
Something to do with a female fan grabbing on to him and someone shouting “Let go, lass!”?
maybe he trod on a popular plastic building brick toy and the female fan was asking what the matter was?
What did Captain Jack Sparrow say to Legolas when he wanted to go to Belgium?
Aye we could or land o’ bloom*?
*Netherlands