Had a dream last night I made a joke on here

And was going to post it for real but the joke is awful so I won’t

Thank you for sharing

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Can you PM me the joke?

Never stopped me!

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I don’t get it

No but I will say it is Orlando Bloom based

I had a dream last night in which I had a ticket for an away match vs Barcelona and was running late to leave for the airport and I kept just doing really daft unnecessary tasks instead of leaving even though I was doing them panickedly. It’s the closest thing I’ve had to a nightmare for a very long time.

Did it have something to do with the song “In Bloom” by Nirvana, and the implication that Kurt was legless (Legolas) when he wrote it?

It was not but it couldve been!

Something to do with a female fan grabbing on to him and someone shouting “Let go, lass!”?

It was absolutely not

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maybe he trod on a popular plastic building brick toy and the female fan was asking what the matter was?

classic @dark_angell248-I

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Breathing is kewl tbf

What did Captain Jack Sparrow say to Legolas when he wanted to go to Belgium?

Aye we could or land o’ bloom*?

*Netherlands

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It was not Lord of the Rings based (and never will be!)

Ahm oot.

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wtfbalonz

Did you make it in the end?