Fucking hell I write you a joke as the board’s only true dutchman and this is what I get.
I was on my way to the airport but had forgotten my jacket when my partner woke me up to say goodbye. It was one of those weird disconcerting wake ups because I hadn’t realised I was dreaming.
At least you didn’t miss your flight then
Was it about when he was plotting his route on his satnav to get to the different sets while filming that one about those French swordsmen: “Must get here… must get here… must get here.”?
No but i like that!
Ah got the punchline wrong. Wouldnt have worked anyway
Now I want to know even more.
Did it involve Kubla Khan?
something about a morrissey joke generator… idk
Thanks! I had to stare at IMDB for literally minutes!
was it anything to do with that picture of him with his cock out?
I’ll BRB.
“Orlando Bloom katy Perry Paddle Board” should do it.
EDIT : or “Orlando bloom cock”
Ts going to look like i was trying to do a Jusyin Casablancas type thing, joke staya untold
Wasn’t disappointed.
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Did Legolas get his flowers from anywhere in Florida or did he just get …
WAIT
I want to change the set up.
Legolas was speaking to Jack Sparrow (or anyone really, I don’t mind) about the WC. “shame the Netherlands didn’t qualify, I love watching those orange twats get knocked out. What’s the other name they call them”.
"Holland or land o’ bloom.
I thought it was Justin Bloom!