Had one of those dreams didn't I where I've got braces (retainers) in again

and I’m trying to remove them all night in disbelief that I’ve left them in for about 17 years. You know the one. You buy one you get one free, I said you BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE.

RIGHT NOW FOR EVERY SINGLE WINDOW OR DOOR THAT YOU BUY, WE’LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE ABSOLUTELY FREE!

SO CALL 0800 106 107 I SAID 0800 106 107 NOWWWWW!

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Trust me, it’s free fittin’.