Had to go hungry at Jona Lewie's pub on Sunday

He’d stopped the Carvery

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Surprising, as you’ll always find him in the kitchen at parties

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Omg did he do both songs

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What

Yep

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He’d stopped the carvery

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His Christmas advert this year was shite

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RIP. Greatest rugby player of all time imo.

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He does a good seafood medley known locally as the “seaside shuffle”

Great boxer tho

keep bleedin’ keep keep bleedin’

Frustrated World Cup GIF

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It’s no ‘I’m driving Hom for christmas’ tbf

Did you hear how Mariah Carey keeps asking for Face/Off and Mission Impossible 2 dvds?
All she wants for Christmas is Woo.

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See also, Ric Flair version of same joke.

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