#22

Kicking a door down, pinning someone to a wall with a thrown combat knife, then saying “knock knock”.

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#23

Elaborate handshakes

  • Yes, me and my people partake
  • No

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#24

In a situation where you have clammy hands, what do you do? Wipe them pre-handshake? Warn them that your hands are sweaty? Decline a handshake?

#25

I had a meeting yesterday where I was hugged by way of introduction. I get this in freelance work a lot but this was an office first.

#26

Ignore the sweat, carry on as normal and feel really embarrassed afterwards.

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#27

My Spanish (and Portuguese) friends are big on the hugs and kisses.

#28
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#29

It’s weird how many men try to alpha you with a handshake. Could tell my new line manager really fancied himself as a bit of a Geoff Capes, so i went in as limp as possible to put him off my threat, but i’ll absolutely undermine and eventually destroy him in the most passive-aggressive ways possible over several months.

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#30

There are few things I love more than a Geoff Capes reference

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#31

Did they get the job?

#32

Does he still breed budgies?

#33

Absolutely not

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#34

step by step explanation of your moves please

#35

I believe so, yes

#36

Wonder if the powerful-handshake types deliberately train using these sorts of things

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#37

Keep getting myself into those ones where someone just grabs my fingers and squeezes a bit.

#38

Poor @ttf

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#39

Different moves for different people

Common shakes:

Predator into sliding orthodox handshake into click
Predator into fistbump
Two open hand slaps (predator set up) into fistbump

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#40

The dream:

The reality:

#41

For some reason, only ever have (smooth) elaborate handshakes with fellow minority peoples

My old boss, who was a very middle aged, white dude would constantly remark jelously on how ‘your lot’ shake hands

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