#144

No, i was too busy conjuring ways to wind you up. What did i miss?

#145

My friend made me go see XXX at the cimena cos she fancied Vin Diesel and there’s a scene where he jumps over a house on a motorbike and I, obviously, burst out laughing at this but apparently I wasn’t supposed to cos no one else did and I got some funny looks.
He jumped over a house on a motorbike!!! How could I not find that hilarious.

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#146

Jonny Vegas nearly became one at a monastery in my home village

#147

The incredibly long lasting battery on my phone has turned to shit recently, making me very sad

#148

Cheers

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#150

Saw five gigs for free yesterday and drank to infinity. Was hoping to go to more today but my GF is very hungover. Bought her some Sanny Pell from Tezzbots to sort her.

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#151

Maybe join a non evil cult instead? Or start one?

#152

Hmm, I thought they let anyone become a nun?
I just think I would be so bored! Plus I wouldn’t like having to get up early and following a schedule dictated by someone else.

also I’m guessing you’re not allowed to ahem, yknow…

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#154

Oh no, I wasn’t suggesting nuns are evil - I just thought a non evil cult would perhaps have similar benefits

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#156

Listen to death metal at volume 7 on headphones you arent even wearing?

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#158

even by yourself? I’m guessing that’s not allowed. How do they not die of frustration?

#159

I’m also on a train and just finished one of those session IPAs about 5 minutes ago

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#161

You know me too well.

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#162

Sure!

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#163

Went and bought myself lacto-free cows’ milk because coffee with almond milk was making me want to cry

Had real sugar an’ all

I’m BUZZIN

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#164

Are you not aboard the oat milk train? It’s the GOAT non-dairy for coffee imo. Choo choo!

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#165

Can’t have oats or oat-related food on low FODMAP :cry: Soya beans are out too, so can’t have soya milk. Stupid bowels!!!

#166

#prayfordingers :pray:

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#167

Hehe vigorous hehe :smirk:

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#168

praying that it’s not actually food that’s a trigger and I can go back to eating everything in sight :pray:

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