Happy birthday, adorable small furry mammal!
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Hippy Bumfluff, Pumpkin!
Gerbils are ace. Not shit, like guinea pigs 
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No
Llv of vmj[su ool on
^ that’s what he actually typed by scampering across my phone
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He says “Fuck you Joke, I hope Mutya Keisha Siobhan break up and are replaced by the 4th gen members of Sugababes” which is just… wow. Savage.
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Little cunt
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Absolutely fuming. He’s giving my phone such a look right now
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