Happy birthday, adorable small furry mammal!
Hippy Bumfluff, Pumpkin!
Gerbils are ace. Not shit, like guinea pigs
Llv of vmj[su ool on
^ that’s what he actually typed by scampering across my phone
He says “Fuck you Joke, I hope Mutya Keisha Siobhan break up and are replaced by the 4th gen members of Sugababes” which is just… wow. Savage.
Absolutely fuming. He’s giving my phone such a look right now