Treat yourself to Prosecco o’clock hun x
A wholesome old lady messaged me and said how much she enjoyed my episodes
Did she finish the letter by asking what treasures you’re keeping in your pants?
GF’s friend flooded his kitchen so we’re going to help him clean it. Looking forward to a few hours of very annoying work.
Fiver says she ends up hitting on you
would like: some cola
have: no cola
This week of work has destroyed my once buoyant spirit but now it’s the weekend so I’m having pizza and beer for tea.
You’re absolutely in the right but maybe quietly accept it and then palm it off on the child
like he wouldn’t notice
get REAL tilts jeez
Totally misread this
On a zoom call with J Corbz
Boy has brought Fishy Chippy in. Think he might have earned himself a handjob later.
Might do this with the Samsung one I want that apparently is wrong as it isn’t true pixel or something.
I am very easily swayed by shiny pink and gold items. I don’t care about the software, screen or speed of the thing.
Take his dickhead phone and throw it in a lake.
how’s he getting on
alright kate bush
I should be a relationship counsellor
It’s George or George W, YSC