Happy evening with a bonus AIBU.

Treat yourself to Prosecco o’clock hun x

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Evening slicky.

I’m at Teebs, it’s a lovely evening

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A wholesome old lady messaged me and said how much she enjoyed my episodes :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Did she finish the letter by asking what treasures you’re keeping in your pants?

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GF’s friend flooded his kitchen so we’re going to help him clean it. Looking forward to a few hours of very annoying work.

Fiver says she ends up hitting on you

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would like: some cola
have: no cola

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This week of work has destroyed my once buoyant spirit but now it’s the weekend so I’m having pizza and beer for tea.

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You’re absolutely in the right but maybe quietly accept it and then palm it off on the child

like he wouldn’t notice

get REAL tilts jeez

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Totally misread this :joy:

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On a zoom call with J Corbz

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Boy has brought Fishy Chippy in. Think he might have earned himself a handjob later.

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Might do this with the Samsung one I want that apparently is wrong as it isn’t true pixel or something.

I am very easily swayed by shiny pink and gold items. I don’t care about the software, screen or speed of the thing.

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Take his dickhead phone and throw it in a lake.

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how’s he getting on

alright kate bush

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I should be a relationship counsellor

It’s George or George W, YSC

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