Hope you all have some greivances to air
Festivus, Yes! Bagels, No!
Haha I woke up about 5 mins ago and suddenly thought to myself ‘oh it’s festivus’ and text my Seinfeld mad pal.
Can’t wait for the airing of grievances later!
Happy festivus all!
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT IT
“To all my friends on Facebook. If you don’t receive a Christmas card from me this year, please don’t be offended. I won’t be sending cards as I’ve decided to make a donation to The Human Fund instead.”
YOU COULDN’T SMOOTH A SILK SHEET IF YOU HAD A HOT DATE WITH A…
lost my train of thought
I know it’s kind of the point but on the face of it most Seinfeld plots sound fucking psychopathic
i find tinsel distracting
sometimes, when you’re raining blows on someone over the last doll, you do think there’s gotta be another way
Stop crying and pin your father.
I find your belief system fascinating
Apparently festivus is a creation of one of the Seinfeld’s writers dads