Happy Future Islands Day!


#1

The world’s best band release their new record.

Imagine not liking them. Imagine how boring and dead inside and unlovable you’d have to be.


#2

You’d think Future Islands would be smart enough to release theirs on a different day, then.


#3

#4

proper dull band


#5

You’re better than this, pal.

Go outside, it’s a lovely day.


#6

I’m at work


#7


#8

Future Islands - Electric Toothbrush

Seasons change,
And I tried hard just to harden you
Seasons change,
But I’ve grown tired of trying to change for you

Cause I’m vibratin’ on you
I’m vibratin’ on you
Cause I’m vibratin’ on you
I’m vibratin’ on you

As it shakes, the weiner will wake
But the semen will wash what is left of the taste
As it breaks, the bellend will warm
But the toothbrush will crave what is gone
Will crave what has all… gone away

People change,
You know but some people never do
You know when people change
They gain a kink but they lose one too

Cause I’m vibratin’ on you
I’m vibratin’ on you
Cause I’m vibratin’ on you
I’m vibratin’ on you

As it shakes, the weiner will wake
But the semen will wash what is left of the taste
As it shakes, the bellend will warm
But the tothbrush will crave what is gone
Will crave what is gone
Will crave what has all… gone away

Cause I’m vibratin’ on you


#9

Wasn’t really excited for this initially…but then Cave is a brilliant single, so hoping the album is in that vein.


#10

Just listening for the first time now. On the eighth track currently, it’s bloody brilliant. Best thing i’ve heard this year, with the possible exception of Julie Byrne.


#11

Seasons do indeed change, but Future Islands remain the best band in the world

9.1 BNM


#12

Will listen later. I do like em’ a lot.


#13

Dis review is a bit of a downer…think the guy missed the point a bit but then that’s #opinions I guess.

Love it myself


#14

I’ve not listened to the album yet and I’ll understand why people wont like Future Islands but why is this guy apparently so desperate for Future Islands to be a leftfield electronic pop act and constantly name dropping Xiu Xiu in the review?


#15

Exactly what I thought. Sean has previously said he wants DiS reviews to be passionately subjective rather than subjective…so why give this review to someone who wasn’t excited about the release and would rather talk about another band? I doubt it’d be hard to find a reviewer happy to give this 7/8 out of 10.


#16

Just as well it doesn’t matter, and we can just enjoy shit if we want to.


#17

Always loved them, if you don’t like them you’re probably a tory. Talk to you soon.


#18

Everyone having fun in here?


#19

No.


#20

Have a lovely weekend